WELCOME TO BUTLER STREET STUDIOS! I used to be a horror legend; bigger than Freddy or Jason, and now I am here teaching children life lessons they will probably forget before lunch. That is how life goes when you get older and the screaming changes from terror to sugar crashes. It is basically the same job as my movies, just with less fake blood, more snacks, and a lot more smiling through personal disappointment.

The set is bright and colorful, which is good for the children and also good for hiding stains from previous incidents. Usually the room smells like burning plastic, warm paint, and Squirrelly's special smoke drifting in from somewhere he swore was "outside this time." We have a lot of fun in Butler Street Studios, as long as Smeezy does not start yelling about budgets and nobody lets the craft services pudding sit in the lights.

Every day I stand under the bulbs, wave at the camera, and try to point the boys and girls toward a better path than the one I took. Sometimes that means friendship, sometimes it means staying away from strangers, and sometimes it means learning that love can ruin your whole week. Either way, I show up, do my best, and try not to say anything the network lawyers have to hear about twice.